Posts Tagged ‘martial-arts’

Blade II (2002)

Monday, June 2nd, 2008
Genres: Action | Horror | Thriller
Countries: Germany | USA
Actors: Snipes, Wesley | Kristofferson, Kris | Perlman, Ron | Varela, Leonor | Reedus, Norman | Kretschmann, Thomas | Goss, Luke | Schulze, Matt | John-Jules, Danny | Yen, Donnie | Roden, Karel | Kile, Marit Velle | Curran, Tony | Crawford, Daz | Segura, Santiago
Directors: Toro, Guillermo del
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A rare chromosomal mutation has occurred within the lamia community. The Reaper. A lamia so consumed with an unsatiable bloodlust that they prey on vampires as well as humans, transforming victims who are doomed enough to live into Reapers themselves. Now their chop-chop expanding universe threatens the being of vampires, and soon there won’t be enough humans in the world to fill their bloodlust. Blade, bucephela clangula (Yes, he’s back) and an armory expert named Scud are interrogatively summoned by the Shadow Council. The council reluctantly admits that they are in a dire place and they ask Blade’s assistance. Blade then tenuously enters into an alinement with The Bloodpack, an elite team of vampires trained in all modes of combat to defeat the Reaper threat. Blade’s team and the Bloodpack are the only line of defence which can preclude the Reaper universe from wiping out the lamia and human populations.

AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)

Thursday, May 29th, 2008
Genres: Action | Horror | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Countries: Canada | Czech Republic | Germany | UK | USA
Actors: Lathan, Sanaa | Henriksen, Lance | Bremner, Ewen | Salmon, Colin | Bova, Raoul | De La Boulaye, Agathe
Directors: Anderson, Paul W.S.
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When a secret planet encounters an unnamed source of heat in antarctic continent and it is found to be a pyramids of egypt buried deep tube , a search team comprising of top-of-the-line archaeologists and engineers is sent to antarctic continent to find out more . Once there , the team comes across signs which designate that the place is inhabited by an obscure alien species . It is not long before the aliens begin to hunt the team members . At the same time , a trio of coming-of-age Predators have arrived to accumulate the skulls of the aliens as trophies , and the humans are caught ‘tween a deadly battle betwixt the two militant species .

Forbidden Kingdom, The (2008)

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
Genres: Action | Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy | Romance
Countries: USA
Actors: Angarano, Michael | Benoit, Morgan | Chan, Jackie | Chou, Collin | Li, Jet | Wu, Jacky | Li, Bingbing | Liu, Yifei
Directors: Minkoff, Rob
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An American teenager who is obsessed with Hong Kong cinema and kung-fu classics makes an extraordinary discovery in a Chinatown pawnshop: the legendary stick weapon of the Chinese sage and warrior, the Monkey King. With the lost relic in hand, the teenager unexpectedly finds himself traveling back to ancient China to join a crew of warriors from martial arts lore on a dangerous quest to free the imprisoned Monkey King.

Rambo (2008)

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
Genres: Action | Drama | Thriller
Countries: Germany | USA
Actors: Benz, Julie | Marsden, Matthew | McTavish, Graham | Gallegos, Reynaldo | La Botz, Jake | Kang, Tim | Khin, Maung Maung | Howard, Ken | Ashby, Linden | Mawng, Sai | Schulze, Paul
Directors: Stallone, Sylvester
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Vietnam veteran John Rambo has survived many harrowing ordeals in his lifetime and has since withdrawn into a simple and secluded existence in Thailand, where he spends his time capturing snakes for local entertainers, and chauffeuring locals in his old PT boat. Even though he is looking to avoid trouble, trouble has a way of finding him: a group of Christian human rights missionaries, led by Michael Burnett and Sarah Miller, approach Rambo with the desire to rent his boat to travel up the river to Burma. For over fifty years, Burma has been a war zone. The Karen people of the region, who consist of peasants and farmers, have endured brutally oppressive rule from the murderous Burmese military and have been struggling for survival every single day. After some inner contemplation, Rambo accepts the offer and takes Michael, Sarah, and the rest of the missionaries up the river. When the missionaries finally arrive at the Karen village, they find themselves part of a raid by the sadistic Major Pa Tee Tint and a slew of Burmese army men. A portion of the villagers and missionaries are tortured and viciously murdered, while Tint and his men hold the remainder captive. Concerned by their disappearance, the minister in charge of the mission gathers a group of mercenaries and pleas Rambo transport them with his boat, since he knows their last exact location. But Rambo can’t stay behind: he joins the team where he belongs, to liberate the survivors from the clutches of Major Tint in what may be one of his deadliest missions ever

Rundown, The (2003)

Friday, April 18th, 2008
Genres: Action | Adventure | Comedy | Thriller
Countries: USA
Actors: Rock, Chris | Rock, The | Scott, Seann William | Dawson, Rosario | Walken, Christopher | Bremner, Ewen | Gries, Jon | Lucking, William | Reyes Jr., Ernie | Wilson, Stuart F. | Keiffer, Dennis | Warren, Garrett | Holguin, Toby | Power, Paul S. | Bishop, Stephen | Norman, Chuck
Directors: Berg, Peter
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In order to get out of hock with gangster Billy Walker, restaraunteur-turned-”retrieval expert” Beck has to go down to Brazil and regain Billy’s ne’er-do-well archaeologist-wannabe son Travis, who is probing for an antediluvian gold idol called the Gato del Diablo. This idol is prized by not only the local universe as the path to their salvation, but by Cornelius Hatcher, slavedriving manipulator of the Helldorado mining town who oppresses said universe in the name of profits, and Hatcher just won’t let Beck leave with Travis.

No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)

Monday, April 7th, 2008
Genres: Action | Drama
Countries: Hong Kong | USA
Actors: McKinney, Kurt | Van Damme, Jean-Claude | Fails, J.W. | Sileno, Kathie | Kim, Tai Chung | Lipham, Kent | Pohnel, Ron | Jordan, Dale | Cunningham, Peter | Baker, Timothy D. | Marziano, Gloria | Vance, Joe | Panahi, Farid | Harris, Tom | Andes, John
Directors: Yuen, Corey
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Jason Stillwell, a Bruce Lee fan, is beaten numerous times and trains from the ghost of Lee. Jason then must use his newly acquired skills to save Seattle from a crime syndicate, whose top martial artist is the deadly Ivan.

Order, The (2001)

Monday, April 7th, 2008
Genres: Action | Adventure | Drama | Thriller
Countries: USA
Actors: Van Damme, Jean-Claude | Heston, Charlton | Milos, Sofia | Thompson, Brian | Cross, Ben | Dobtcheff, Vernon | Gabai, Sasson | Abutbul, Alon | Tomaska, Joey | Malota, Peter | Reginiano, Sharon | Huri, Sami | Widerker, Jack | Leitch, David | Qissi, Abdel
Directors: Lettich, Sheldon
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In the year 1099, during the Crusades in the 11th Century, Christian soldiers arrive in Jerusalem and slaughter the local population. Christian soldier Charles Le Vaillant becomes demoralized by the horrors of war and decides to create a new religious order. This new order brings together, in a peaceful manner, members from the three religions of the region: Christians, Jews, and Muslims. As a self-imposed leader and messiah, Charles writes the sacred texts of the Order. The Christian Crusaders accuse Charles of heresy, and attack him and his disciples. During the attack, the last chapter from the sacred texts becomes lost in the desert. Now, in modern-day Israel, a devout contingent of Le Vaillant’s followers continues to practice his peaceful teachings. But a disciple named Cyrus has a distorted view of the Order’s peaceful intention. Rudy Cafmeyer is a thief and smuggler of valuable historical artifacts. Rudy manages to break into a high security building where he steals a Faberge Egg, the kind decorated with precious stones and manufactured expressly for the Russian Tsars. Needless to say, the alarm goes off, and Rudy has to fight his way out of the building. Despite this theft, Rudy is not really a bad guy. He stole the egg from the personal collection of a powerful Russian mafia boss. Rudy is a loving son who would do anything for his father Oscar “Ozzie” Cafmeyer. Ozzie, an archaeologist and museum curator, discovers the manuscripts that were lost during the crusades. The manuscripts clearly extol interfaith harmony. In those manuscripts, there is also an ancient map of Jerusalem, which shows the location of a mythical Jewish treasure. Ozzie travels to Israel, where Cyrus has him kidnapped. Rudy, who heard the kidnapping take place while talking to Ozzie on the phone, travels to Jerusalem to rescue Oscar. Oscar’s associate, Professor Walt Finley, hands Rudy the key to a safe-deposit box in East Jerusalem before being gunned down by unknown assailants. Israeli Police Chief Ben Ner views Rudy’s arrival with hostility and takes steps to have Rudy deported, but police lieutenant Dalia Barr risks her life and career to help Rudy — she was once a disciple of the Order, but she left when she was 18-years-old. Cyrus uses a car bomb to assassinate the Order’s leader, Pierre Gaudet, and Cyrus steps up his own rhetoric, hoping to inflame his followers. Rudy opens the safe-deposit box and finds a map that shows a series of tunnels and a treasure room beneath Jerusalem. Ben Ner, who has partnered with Cyrus, covets the gold that the underground tunnels lead to, but Cyrus hopes to plant a bomb during Ramadan that will turn the Israelis against the Palestinians. Dalia and Rudy must get to the Order’s monastery, free Ozzie, and prevent an explosion that could push tensions in the area way past the boiling point.

Tuxedo, The (2002)

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
Genres: Action | Comedy | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Countries: USA
Actors: Chan, Jackie | Hewitt, Jennifer Love | Isaacs, Jason | Mazar, Debi | Coster, Ritchie | Stormare, Peter | Cottet, Mia | Malco, Romany | Kash, Daniel | Racicot, Jody | Banks, Boyd | Wickware, Scott | Potenza, Christian | Glave, Karen | Yaphe, Scott
Directors: Donovan, Kevin
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Jimmy Tong (Chan) is just a lowly chauffeur for millionaire Clark Devlin (Isaacs), until Devlin has an accident that puts him in the hospital. Tong is sent back to fetch some things for Devlin and unknowingly tries on Devlin’s tuxedo and finds that it gives extraordinary powers to anyone that dons the suit. This discovery thrusts Tong into world of international intrigue and espionage and pairs him with an inexperienced partner (Hewitt).

Porky’s (1982)

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
Genres: Comedy
Countries: Canada | USA
Actors: Monahan, Dan | Herrier, Mark | Knight, Wyatt | Wilson, Roger | Cyril O'Reilly | Ganios, Tony | Hunter, Kaki | Cattrall, Kim | Parsons, Nancy | Colomby, Scott | Gaines, Boyd | McGrath, Doug | Clark, Susan | Art Hindle | Maunder, Wayne
Directors: Clark, Bob
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The mother (and father) of all Teen Sex Gross Out comedies is set in the 1950’s where there’s only one thing on the male sex’s mind. Well, sex to be correct. We have PEE WEE: the horny toad that is desperate to lose his virginity. TOMMY: the bad boy of the bunch. MEAT: tough jock whose nickname originates from his abnormally large body appendage. MICKEY: a wiseass redneck without a care in all the universe. BRIAN: the smart Jew. And TIM: the racist giving talents of his abusive father. Each one takes a trip to PORKY’S, it’s the most popular strip joint in Florida. But when they try to get in, they’re tricked and humiliated. Returning home, they vow revenge. Following crazy sex jokes like Ms. Balbrick’s famous “Pecker Pull” incident, to the ultimate return fire on a strip club, PORKY’S is and will remain the grandest of all teenage comedies.

Orgazmo (1997)

Monday, March 17th, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Sci-Fi
Countries: USA
Actors: Bachar, Dian | Raab, Robyn Lynne | Jacobs, Michael Dean | Jeremy, Ron | Kemler, Andrew | Dunn, David | Matt Stone | Walters, Toddy | Lain, Chasey | Ashton, Juli | Maki, Masao | Arsenault, Joseph | Schubert, Jeff | Singh, Desi
Directors: Parker, Trey
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Joe Young is a young Mormon actor who preaches the word of God in LA and can’t get anything from it. One day he stumbles on the set of new porno movie shot by well known porn director Maxxx Orbison. Maxxx chooses Joe for the title part in his new movie Captain Orgazmo. Joe soon befriends short and skinny Ben Chapleski (his sidekick in the film), who invented a ray-gun which emits a light beam that causes the most intense orgasm in whoever it hits (called Orgasmorator). Unexpectedly movie Captain Orgazmo becomes a cult hit, and Joe’s girlfriend Lisa accidentally sees the movie in the video store - and the problems begin.