Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008)Saturday, July 12th, 2008 |
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A successful talk show host leaves Los Angeles to reunite with his family in the Deep South. |
Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008)Saturday, July 12th, 2008 |
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A successful talk show host leaves Los Angeles to reunite with his family in the Deep South. |
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
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Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. |
Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy (2005)Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
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With Halloween around the bend, the world’s scariest godmother is stirring up plans for an encore of last year’s haunted house party. But Jimmy is still reeling from last year’s event, and cannot stand the thought of having another party just yet. In order to stop the event before it gets out of hand, Jimmy devises an elaborate plan packed with pumpkins, monsters, and other key Halloween ingredients. |
305 (2008)Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
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This is the not-so-legendary tale of the five not-so-brave Spartans who didn’t go to Thermopylae, but instead were assigned to guard the secret goat path and ran away at the first sign of trouble. They were the laughing stock of the entire Spartan army. All they had to do was guard a lousy goat path. And they failed. Claudius, Darryl, Demetrius the Blind, Shazaam and Testicleese must embark on a hero’s journey to redeem themselves and become true warriors armed with only a sharpened carrot, a rolling pin and an incredible sense of guilt. Smartly funny and based entirely on historical fact (allegedly), ‘305′ proves that even the biggest losers get lucky sometimes. |
Happening, The (2008)Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
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A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity. |
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
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Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah’s traveling to the same resort as her ex … and she’s bringing along her new boyfriend. |
Insanitarium (2008)Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
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Metcalfe will play a man who pretends to be crazy in order to save his sister (Sanchez) from being involuntarily hospitalized. Once inside the institute, the siblings discover that a doctor (Stormare) is using his patients like lab rats, forcing them to take a drug that turns them into flesh-eating psychopaths. |
Super, The (1991)Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
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Louie is a New York slum landlord who is given 120 days to repair one of his apartment blocks. The problem for Louie is that he must live in the rundown block until the repairs are complete. Louie’s father is the real boss, and he has no intention of paying for the repairs. This leaves Louie to live in the squaller his tenants endure all year round. |
Species III (2004)Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 |
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While being transported in a military ambulance and supposed dead, Eve delivers an offspring and is killed by a half-breed. The baby girl is abducted by Dr. Abbot, and a couple of days later she grows up, reaching adulthood and becoming a gorgeous young woman called Sara. Dr. Abbot expects to develop a perfect DNA using Sara’s eggs and win the Nobel Prize, and invites the student Dean to be his assistant and share his research and future awards. But while Sara unsuccessfully chases a perfect mate for her to generate a perfect being, the flawed half-breeds leaded by Amelia try to reproduce with her to survive their species. |
Species II (1998)Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 |
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Mykelti Williamson and Justin Lazard are a pair of astronauts who make the first successful manned mission to Mars. Lazard’s character gets infected by an alien and slowly begins to mutate. When they get back to Earth all he has on his mind is to have sex with Henstridge! |